A massive pothole in Downtown Los Santos has officially become the city's newest tourist attraction after local authorities admitted they have no plans to repair it.
Residents claim the hole has been growing for over a decade, swallowing tires, car bumpers, and allegedly an entire Faggio scooter last Tuesday.
Instead of fixing the problem, city officials installed a sign reading "Historic Los Santos Landmark" and announced plans to charge visitors $10 for photographs.
"We believe in preserving our city's unique character," a spokesperson explained, standing several feet away from the edge.
The LSPD has advised drivers to avoid the area, while a nearby mechanic has reportedly described the development as "the best thing that's ever happened to my business."
Meanwhile, the Department of Transportation insists the road is perfectly safe — as long as nobody attempts to drive on it.
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